JD: It’s alright, Amber. It’s alright. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. AH: Is that what they’re telling you to say? JD: No. I’m saying I’m sorry, because you’re – you’re always right. AH: I was sitting on the couch. JD: ’Cause you’re always right. You’re always right. AH: Okay. So are you. JD on phone: Listen. This seems to be going just f**king great, [inaudible], we’re doing so well. Um, call the dogs off. Just call the dogs off, you know? AH: Thank you. JD on phone: And let’s see what we can work out here. AH: Thank you. JD on phone: This doesn’t seem promising, but— AH: They’re manipulating. All the lawyers are manipulating you. JD on phone: Yeah, I’ll have a look, I’ll have a look and I’ll show her. Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: Okay, okay, alright. Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: Uh-huh. Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: Uh, you wanna forward it? Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: I’ll forward it. I’ll forward it to her. I’ll forward it to her so she can work on it. Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: I’ve tried to say that, it just doesn’t – Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: For her – they’ve – they’ve got her f**king brainwashed. Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD on phone: Listen man, listen, if the cops bust in here – AH: They’re not going to! JD: Well, they’re cops. AH: They’re not going to! JD: Uh, they will if your attorneys find out I’m breaking the restraining order. AH: They’re not going to! JD: [inaudible] AH: My attorneys know that you are here. They have known for over 24 hours. JD: Mm-hm. AH: Okay? JD: Yeah. AH: If they wanted to call the cops, not only would they lose me as their client, but – JD: I don’t— AH: Yes they would. JD: [inaudible] AH: I would fire them. JD: I don’t think so. AH: Yes I would. JD: Okay. AH: Do you doubt me? JD: Yeah. AH: Okay. Well, then why am I here at all? Lawyer on phone: [inaudible] JD: What are you gonna do, start with another attorney? AH: Yeah. I would not allow my attorneys to do that to you. They would lose their client, and also they could have already done that. JD: You wouldn’t allow your attorneys to do that to me? AH: I would – JD: But you did allow them to do – AH: Alright, fine. Keep talking to your lawyers. This is going really good – you having them whispering in your ear while talking to your wife. Ex-wife. JD: [inaudible], but I mean— AH: No, it’s going really well! I think our conversations have definitely improved now that you have them in your ear. I’m telling you thatthere are no cops here. You’ve done more illegal drugs in this room that should be way, way, way, way more concerning to you, if you’re all Mr Law all of a sudden! I mean, can you give me the bag of cocaine that you just took into the bathroom about an hour ago? You don’t think that that is illegal? That’s illegal, Johnny! Do you think, if you’re so worried about the law –? JD: You’re looking out for me then? AH: Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Why are you worrying about the cops? No, you’re not f**king worried about the cops! And my lawyers are certainly not – they could have called the cops yesterday when we met all day yesterday, but they didn’t! JD: I’m worried that – AH: They didn’t! They didn’t! Did they call the cops? JD: [inaudible] AH: Can your lawyers hear me now? Did they call the cops? No! They didn’t! JD: I think they can hear you pretty well. AH: Good! No one called the cops yesterday! And no one called the cops today! JD: Can you stop being so irrational? AH: How is it irrational? I am speaking very rationally! If you’re worried about legality, if you’re worried about your legal, your liability, right, then you wouldn’t have a pound – or whatever – a pound of cocaine in your bag! And if you’re worried about my lawyers— JD: You don’t know about the cocaine in my bag. AH: I don’t know how much you have! JD: And you shouldn’t. AH: Exactly! But if my lawyers wanted to call the cops, they could have done it yesterday. How is that not a rational statement? JD: I think your delivery is maybe a bit irrational. AH: Yeah, my delivery is unpleasant, but my delivery has nothing to do with the context of what I’m saying. JD: Your delivery might – AH: Be harsh? JD: …just spurn another fight. Is that what you want, another fight? AH: Oh? It can’t be the words that you say? JD: We cannot be in the same f**king room together. AH: Hence why we’re getting divorced. JD: I'm hanging up, I'm leaving... [It sounds like a door closes or something, because JD’s voice gets a bit fainter for a bit.] JD on phone: I don’t know what this f**king girl is doing. But her attorneys are obviously f**king incompetent angels, and are just really looking out for her best needs, and they don’t want to drag this out at all for money. AH: I keep saying, they wanna end it! JD on phone: They don’t wanna f**king sue Johnny Depp. AH: We all want to end it. We all want to end it, Johnny Depp! We all want to end it. JD: Stop! I'm talking! AH: We all want to end this. JD: I – am – talking. AH: You’re the one who won’t end it. JD: Oh really? AH: Yes. JD: I’m the one who won’t end it? You want me to put you back on the phone with these guys? Or you just don’t want to talk to them again? AH: I don’t think it’s prudent. JD: You don’t think it’s prudent? [inaudible] Alright, I’ll speak to you guys later. I gotta go to Sound Shack and all that s**t, but [inaudible] to April and Michelle. Alright? Speak to you guys in a minute. There’s no need to speak to me like she did. Alright, bye girls, thank you, love you. Wow. You’ve got such vitriol. AH: I don’t, I love you. JD: Yes you do, and you don't know it. AH: Why do you hate me so much? Why is – why do you hate me so much? Why do you hate me so much? JD: You trashed me last night. AH: All yesterday, all — JD: You have trashed me the last three months. AH: Why do you hate me so much? JD: Read it. AH: You’ve likely been called equally terrible names by half the world as well, and yet I’m here because I love you. And this is how you want to end this meeting? You asked me to sit down and stay. JD: ’Course I want to end this meeting. You were f**king screeching while my attorneys were on the phone. AH: You said sit down! You said sit down, I sat down! JD: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. AH: I waanted - I thought you were calling to say to them “call the dogs off”, and it doesn’t sound like that’s what you did. JD: I said the words! “Call the dogs off.” AH: Okay. JD: “Call the dogs off.” I can’t use Marty Singer any more. AH: I – yeah, you shouldn’t use a f**king crook like that. JD: Is he crooked? How’d you find that out? AH: I knew it before anyway. JD: You knew it before anyway? AH: He’s f**ked up. JD: He’s f**ked up? Because why, because he found Whitney selling s**t to People magazine? AH: He didn’t find it. I mean, well, I don’t know. I don’t know. He didn’t find it. I mean, um, remember, we couldn’t - we couldn't find out who did. Remember, we tried to find it? JD: No, we knew who did it. AH: Um, are you talking about –? JD: Whitney, when she sold our f**king wedding off to People magazine. She admitted to it. AH: Oh no, she didn’t sell it to People – no, she didn’t admit it to People – she didn’t admit to selling anything. JD: She admitted to us. She’s not gonna admit to selling it. AH: I don’t want to fight about everything. Can we fight about one less thing, please? Please? JD: Hey man, I love you so much. AH: Can I sit down? Please, can we sit down? JD: No, I don't give a f**k. You have – Did I f**king scream when your godd**n attorney was on the phone? Would you like me to f**king scream while your attorney’s on the phone? I’d like to. But I didn’t. But you did. AH: I’m sorry, yeah, but – JD: Thanks for your sorry. AH: Maybe I have been screaming. It’s like, somehow the end-all be-all of some sort of offensive thing. You can throw a punch but yet screaming’s okay, you can headbutt somebody screaming, but don’t scream, huh? JD: I headbutted you in the f**king forehead. AH: I couldn’t believe you did that. You, you – JD: That doesn’t break a nose. AH: I don’t know if you were aware. I don’t think you did. I don’t think you broke it. JD: Don’t think I broke it? I didn’t touch it! AH: Oh please, you didn’t touch it? You don't know. JD: There’s nothing wrong with your nose. AH: Just like you didn’t throw a phone at my face, right? You don’t know. JD: I didn’t throw a phone at your face. AH: You’re – you’re delusional. JD: You know what? Here’s the deal: we are never gonna settle this. We’re never gonna settle this. Because you are too f**king stubborn, and you are too full of yourself, to f**king make it work. AH: I need to change my flight. JD: And we can never make it work. AH: I need to change my flight, okay? JD: We will never ever f**king – we’re done. I gotta go, so— AH: I have to leave too. JD: Goodbye. You’ve f**king... wasted my time. You’ve wasted my f**king life! No way. AH: May I have a hug? JD: No, your f**king hug? Get it from Elliot Spitzer, or whoever that f**king tit is. AH: You get it from Rochelle. JD: I will. AH: Can I have a hug? JD: Enough! [There are some smashing sounds in this part, but it sounds like JD is putting things down heavily rather than throwing things.] AH: Please, can I have a hug? JD: No! AH: I love you. JD: No! You love me? AH: I do love you. JD: Yeah, you’re showing it real well. AH: I miss you. I love you, and I miss you. JD: You love something. AH: And remember when we talked yesterday, about this? JD: I don’t know what you f**king love. But you don’t f**king love me. AH: But I used to. I used to love you so much. JD: Yeah, used to. You know what? AH: I loved you so much. JD: Well, keep it in past tense, kid. Call it, write it off as a mistake. AH: I love you. I don’t think it was a mistake. JD: I’m a mistake. AH: I’m sorry. JD: [inaudible] AH: Well, do you like this? Is this how you want it to end? JD: I don’t want this. I don’t want it. AH: Is this how you want it to end? I don’t understand, is this what you want? JD: No. Oh no, a hug will save it all. All this, everything you just did to me! AH: Please babe! I don’t know! I just wanted – I just wanted – I just wanted to touch you! Seriously, it’s – JD: Really, after all the s**t you just said? AH: Yes, I just wanted to give you a hug. I just – JD: After all the s**t you f**king accused me of, you wanna touch me? AH: Yes, yes, please, please stop, please! JD: You’re f**king nuts. AH: Please stop! JD: You’re f**king nuts. AH: Please, I just wanted to hug you and say bye. I didn’t want it to end bad. JD: Oh, there is no chance of that. We did that last night, it was fine. That was good enough. AH: I don’t know what else to say. JD: No, ’cause I’m nothing to you, and I will always be nothing to you. AH: Please, please, calm! Calm down, baby, please. JD: What? You’re not my shrink. AH: Please. Please, put your hand on my heart. Please just feel my heart, please. JD: No. AH: Please. JD: No, deal with your own f**king heart! AH: Please, I need to know if we’ll ever see each other again, please. JD: No, we’ll never see each other again. We will never – don’t take my f**king glasses off. AH: Please, please. JD: You don’t like f**king looking at not my f**king eyes? You will not see my eyes again. [Possible cut in the audio?] Touch me, yeah, great. Touch me. You like that? You feel my heart? You do? Is it a little wound up, maybe? Is it? Is it slightly wound up? Is it? AH: Please, I love you. And I miss you. JD: Your heart’s too [inaudible] to love me. AH: Please. JD: No. AH: Please, just love me. JD: You don’t love me. AH: Please, just love me. JD: No, but you never do. AH: Please, just love me. JD: You never do. AH: Please. I don’t want this to be the last place we ever meet. Please, please. JD: I had the worst of the last place to meet. AH: Are you just trying to hurt me, now? Is it ’cause I won’t go to sound show? JD: Why are you trying to hurt me? I don’t want you at my sound show. I don’t want you at my show. AH: [inaudible] JD: Why? AH: [inaudible] I’m sorry. I don’t know why I love you. I want to know if you love me, 'cause I don’t know if you do. JD: Maybe in about twenty years, we'll see what we can do. AH: Can you take off your glasses for me? [inaudible] JD: What, you want in again? AH: I don't know if you know, but I came over here to get you back. JD: How can you get me back? What about this divorce? We’re going through a divorce. We’re gonna be divorced. AH: We’ve been through way worse. I love you. JD: No. AH: How can – How can you kill the love in me? Look, I want a hug. We can do even more, not in front of lawyers, by the way. If the guy saw you change last – JD: [inaudible] AH: Why? Why? Come back, I’m having a heart attack. Please. JD: Just leave. AH: Please. Okay. It’s okay. It’s okay, right? JD: Sure. [Inaudible] AH: I don’t know how to not be with you. That’s why I came over here. JD: Maybe you can still find it. What about Elliot Spitzer? You can go f**k him. I’m too old for you. AH: I’ll come along and be at your show. I’ll come along every time, if you be with me. JD: It’s not about the show. AH: [inaudible] right now. JD: That’s not my problem. AH: We have to [inaudible]. [Inaudible] AH: Do you wanna be with me ever again, do you wanna be? JD: I love you... AH: Do you still need me like I need you? JD: Yeah. But I need – I need the Roxys too. AH: It will be hard for you. JD: I need the Roxys now. AH: I feel like I’m going to f**king die. Am I gonna die with you or die without you? JD: No. You’re having fun. AH: Stop. It’s not true, and you know it. I don’t see how you think I’m having fun, 'cause I see pictures of you having a great time. I came up here, and you know it. JD: I wasn't having a great time. AH: You know it. JD: Onstage? AH: No, I meant not just onstage. Backstage, at bars, smiling at people, girls, all of this stuff, like - JD: I've gotta come out. AH: You’ve been in nightclubs, you know. JD: I've gotta come out of this, man. AH: It’s not up to me. [inaudible] I love you. JD: Do you? AH: I love you. I love you. JD: [inaudible] AH: Why can’t you admit that? JD: [inaudible] AH: You love me. JD: Okay. AH: Do you love me? JD: Yeah. Of course I do. AH: Do you still love me? JD: Yes. AH: You still love me? JD: That’s right. AH: I don’t care what the lawyers say. I will love you— JD: Stop the proceedings, then. AH: I can’t. JD: Do you want a divorce? AH: I don’t know. JD: Let’s get a divorce. AH: But if you don’t want it? JD: If you said “I don’t know”, that means "let's get a divorce". AH: That means I don’t know if we should have one. JD: [inaudible] AH: What do you think? JD: Get a divorce. AH: But what do you think we should do? Are you a hundred percent, or fifty percent? JD: I’m a hundred percent. AH: That we should? JD: [inaudible] AH: I came here to ask you that question. JD: It doesn’t mean we can’t see each other. AH: Okay. JD: No, I mean, if you don’t— AH: Okay. Is there a way we can stop the proceedings? JD: If you don’t turn around the divorce— AH: [inaudible] JD: …get rid of that temporary restraining order— AH: You’re right. You want a divorce. JD: Nobody’s telling me. AH: No, you told me. JD: We’re on the road. AH: You told me you want it, you want a divorce, and that’s what I came to figure out. JD: You’re not gonna call your lawyers and say “stop the process, I don’t wanna divorce”. You’re not gonna do that. AH: No one is, not if – especially if you don’t. If you— JD: Okay, I don’t want a f**king divorce. AH: You don’t? Which one? How do I know? Which one is it? JD: I don’t want a divorce. I never wanted a f**king divorce. AH: Really? JD: I never wanted a divorce. I didn’t want you to f**king go to Coachella without f**king talking to me – AH: Really? Why didn’t you just say? JD: Because I left you because you were f**king – AH: You what? JD: You f**king haymakered me, man, you came round the bed and f**king started punching on me. AH: I’m so sorry. I’m so sad. I love you so much, Johnny. Why? Why? JD: I love you. I got down on my knees telling you, I love you. I’ve done nothing but lift my broken f**king heart, broken f**king heart, from the one person I’ve ever loved and I trusted. And I gave – and I gave – AH: Oh, it’s in past tense. In past tense. JD: I’m talking about then. I gave you everything I could give you. AH: [sobs] JD: I did everything I could do to make you happy. It wasn’t enough. AH: [sobs] JD: You don’t want to be happy. You’re mad. AH: I wanted to be! I wanted you! I just – I wanted to come over and say these things, and I wanted to be able to talk to you. And I thought you’d be clean and sober and it would fix all of our problems. JD: I’m never getting clean and sober. AH: I know. And we’ll have so many more problems, we'll be apart. JD: Well, we can deal with them or not. AH: Like, yesterday, our conversations were going so much better. And then – and they’ve deteriorated, like today, they got so bad today. And they would have – JD: I woke up beautifully. AH: And then this morning – JD: I woke up beautifully. AH: When you use drink, the harder it can get, you know? JD: Hmm? AH: The harder it is, when you’re using drink, like with today, how much more f**king down and violent and sideways it is! JD: No, no, no, you have no understanding about that. You really, really, really are naïve. AH: I am? JD: You are. Because the booze— AH: But I do love you. JD: Booze does not make me – AH: But I do love you. JD: Booze does not make me crazy. AH: It does. JD: Drugs do not make me crazy. AH: They do, I know it. JD: I have the innards of a f**king battleship— AH: I know, I know. But it got so much worse today once you – JD: And here’s the deal: YOU make me crazy. AH: No, I’m sure. JD: And the reason I drank so much – you go “Why do you drink so much? Why do you drink all this? And why do you do this? Why do you do that?” AH: Me? JD: It was because of you, yes. AH: It’s my fault that you drink? Okay. JD: It’s not your fault. It’s just that’s why I did it. AH: But – it got so much worse when – JD: Because I couldn’t stand the f**king haranguing at all times. AH: The – the – the convers– JD: Anything you could say to me— AH: But today, I didn’t harangue you today about it, but you’re still drinking nonetheless. JD: Anything, you could harangue me about. Anything, you can make me feel smaller about. AH: I mean – I mean – I don’t want – JD: Smaller. AH: I don’t want you to keep fighting with me about everything I did wrong in the relationship. I know I did – JD: You don’t even like my [inaudible]. You don’t even like my [inaudible]. AH: I know you. I don’t want you to say – I don’t want to fight! You wanna fight! This is the – that’s the thing I’m talking about, is that you say you don’t want to fight, but you won’t look at this! I’m saying nothing but “I love you, and how do we solve this, how do we fix this?” And all you’re doing is picking apart things that we’ve said, nitpicking things you do wrong. All you’re doing is throwing blame at me. JD: I’m sorry. AH: “You did this, you did that.” JD: I’m sorry that my mind works that way. AH: Stop it! JD: But you did say last night – AH: But stop it! JD: You did say – AH: Stop it! Stop the blame! JD: Last night— AH: Stop the nitpicking! JD: Wow. AH: Stop the fighting! JD: Admit what you said! AH: I don’t wanna fight! I don’t wanna fight with you! JD: Admit what you said! AH: I don’t wanna fight with you! JD: Admit what you said! AH: I don’t wanna fight with you! JD: Admit what you said! AH: I don’t wanna fight with you! JD: Admit – AH: I don’t wanna fight with you! I was telling you I love you, it’s all you used to fight! JD: It’s not a fight. AH: I’m not gonna fight with you about a fight! JD: It’s not a fight. AH: I’m not gonna fight with you! JD: Admit what you said. AH: I’m not going to fight with you! All I can say is “I love you.” JD: You can’t do it. AH: All I’m gonna say is “I love you.” JD: ’Cause you can’t. AH: All I’m gonna do is say “I love you.” JD: ’Cause you’re a p***y. ’Cause you can’t say – AH: All I’m gonna do is say “I love you.” JD: You can’t admit what you said last night. AH: All I’m gonna do is say “I love you.” All I’m gonna do is say, “I love you”, and I don’t and will not sit there and argue with you about the – the minutia of one of the million fights we had, one of the lines of a million. Do you think I’m pulling out things you said to me last night, right now? No! Because it’s worthless! In the big picture, in the big scheme of things, it does nothing but hurt us! And why? Because the coke and booze doesn’t make it easier for you to see how clearly that it’s you that — JD: You gotta stop. You gotta stop with the coke and booze, ’cause you’re wrong. AH: All the coke you've done today, and all the booze you’ve drank today – JD: By the way - AH: Has it helped you? JD: I just got it. AH: Has it helped us? JD: I just got the coke - AH: Has it helped us? JD: ...today. AH: Yeah, I know, because last – yesterday, you were a thousand times better. JD: Right. AH: Yesterday, did we get where we are in this? No. Yesterday, did you think it was important to fight about minutia of one line of one of our million of a – you know what I mean, but you’ve checked out. JD: Yesterday, I didn’t know about Elliot Spitzer. AH: Let’s – Yesterday, you were fine. JD: And that makes me so sick. AH: Even then, even then. JD: So sick. AH: But you’re f**king Rochelle. Hypocrite. JD: Uh, have a look at her. AH: Hypocrite. Hypocrite. JD: Have a look at her, and have a look at him. AH: Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. JD: Hypocrite? Get out. AH: I’m getting out. You're a hypocrite. You’re f**king Rochelle, and you’re giving me s**t? JD: Hypocrite. You’re a f**king – you are a leftover f**king over-the-hill stripper, and that’s all you’ll ever be, in this industry. And all you’ve done, I can’t clear that. You’re recording? AH: Now I am. Go. JD: Hi, I’d like to say hello to David and Paige, and say that, uh, “I love you, and um, I’m sorry this didn’t work.”